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Joke of the month The children were
lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At
the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note,
and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." |
One's a budding genius and the other's a blooming idiot! Where can you dance in California? San Fran-disco! Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts! What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One's a fat lot of good, and the other's a good lot of fat! Which two letters are bad for your teeth? D.K. What number can you write in two letters? A.T. Who carries a sack and bites people? Santa Jaws! -What goes "ooooo" A cow with no lips! What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer! What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer! |
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