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Joke of the month The children were
lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At
the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note,
and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." |
-"Not splashing about sir-They're swimming for the cup!" -"Waiter, waiter my teeth are stuck in a bit of steak!" -"Don't you mean a bit of steak is stuck in your teeth?" -"No-my false teeth stuck in the steak-look, they are on the plate beside the lettuce!" -"Waiter,waiterbring me a plate of spaghetti and step on it!" -"Oh,no sir, I'll spoil my new shoes! -"Waiter,waiter,there's a tooth in my cream!" -"There's a dentist over there, ask him to whip it out for you! -"Waiter,waiter!There are no currant in this currant bun!" -"So what? There are no angels in the angel cake!" -"Waiter,waiter!There's no beef in my beef burger!" -"Correct sir-and there's no horse in your horseradish!" -"Waiter,waiter!There's a bluebottle in my ice-cream!" -"Poor little thing! Must be frozen!" -"Waiter,waiter!The water in my glass is cloudy!" -"Don't worry sir-the water's fine. It's just the dirty glass, that's all! -"Waiter,waiter!There's a splinter of wood in my ice-cream!" -"That pesky fly must of left his snowboard behind, sir! -"Waiter,waiter!There's a cockroach in my soup!" -"Don't worry, there's not enough to drown him!" |
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