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Joke of the month The children were
lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At
the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note,
and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." |
Ann went to the front of the class, picked up the pointer and showed the class where Australia was on the map. "Well done! Now Alec!Can you tell us who discovered Australia?" "Er...Ann, Miss?" -"And what might your name be?" said the school secretary to a new boy. -"Well it might be Cornelius, but it might be Sam!" What happened to the chicken that misbehaved in school? He was eggspelled! What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal! Why did the football coach give his team lighters? Because they kept losing all their matches What's the difference between school dinners and fresh manure? School dinners are usually cold. What do you get if you cross old potatoes and lumpy mince? School dinners! What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table! What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up! What has sixty feet and sings out of tune? The school choir! |
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