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There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, ''That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw.'' ''So why does he have a wooden leg?'' the tourist asked. ''Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up.'' ''So,'' the tourist asked again, ''why does that pig have a wooden leg?'' ''Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!''

-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Adder
-Adder who?
-Adder you get in here?


-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Albert
-Albert who?
-Albert you'll never guess


-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Aldo
-Aldo who?
-Aldo the washing up tonight


-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Baby owl
-Baby owl who?
-Baby owl see you later


-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Cow's go
-Cow's go who?
-Cow's go moo,not who!


-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Amos
-Amos who?
-Amosquito


-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Anna
-Anna who?
-Annather mosquito


-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Grant
-Grant who?
Grant 3 wishes


-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Fanny
-Fanny who?
-Fanny you not knowing who I am


-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Ben
-Ben who?
-Ben down and tie your shoelaces

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 - basicjokes.com

 - coolfunnyjokes.com

 - funnyandjokes.com

 - Huumor.Com

 - jokesgallery.com

 - JokesGalore.com

 - LotofJokes.com

 - ahajokes.com

 - ComedyCentral.com

 -   SantaBantaJokes.com

  

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