Doctor, Doctor jokes


Joke of the month The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."	-"Doctor,docter,I've only got 59 seconds to live!" -"Wait there a minute will you." -"Doctor,docter,I'm all fingers and thumbs!" -"In that case, can you lend me a hand?" -"Doctor,doctor,I've swallowed the ring that I was going to give to my wife!" -"There's nothing I can do - but wrap up carefully for the present!" -"Doctor,doctor,I feel like a pencil!" -"Draw up a chair and we'll talk about it!" -"Doctor,doctor,I've swallowed a fly - should I take something for it?" -"No - just let it starve!" -"Doctor,doctor,I feel like an aeroplane!" -"Give me a wing tomorrow!" -"Doctor,doctor,I still feel like an aeroplane!" -"Wait one moment please!" -"Sorry - can't stop - must fly!" -"Doctor,doctor,I'm locked out!" -"That's no concern of mine!" -"Yes it is - my son's swallowed the key!" -"Doctor,doctor,I'm a terrible liar!" -"I don't believe a word your saying!" -"Doctor,docter,can you recommend something for my liver?" -"Onions, gravy and some creamed potatoes!"
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