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Joke of the month The children were
lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At
the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note,
and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." |
A woman
woke her husband in the middle of the night. Roger was on a very full bus when a fat woman opposite
said, My son's just received a scholarship to medical school - but they don't want him while he's alive, -Chuck: Do you have holes in your underwear? -Father: Would you like me to help you revise for your
test? A school inspector was talking to a pupil. How many
teachers work in this school? He asked -Rob: I must get home and cut the lawn. I have two noses, three eyes and only one ear. What am
I? -Henry: I'd like to learn to play the drums, Sir. What do you get if you pour boiling water down a
rabbit hole?
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